Awkward and Awesome
Awkward
- Dropping The Hubs off at the music section of Wal-Mart so he's not bored out of his mind while I shop and then having to wrestle a giant cart that thinks its funny to only turn left.
- Answering my cell phone, "thank you for calling Grandma's, this is Aubin, how can I help you?"
- Explaining my jokes. Happens every single time. {Seriously people? I'm hilarious.}
- Forgetting to zip the zipper on my work pants every gosh darn day. You'd think I'd learn.
- My blinding white chicken legs at church on Sunday. Next time, brothers and sisters, bring sunglasses.
- Helping a guest fix her TV and then accidentally going into her bathroom when I really was trying to leave. {Let me know if you need anything, I'll just be in here!}
Awesome
- Sleeping like a rock all the way through the night. This is rare considering The Hubs snores like a sick, dying camel.
- Getting our tax refund this week. {Perfect, wonderful timing universe!}
- Stepping out of the shower to fresh, clean towels, that are folded the right way. {He's learning! He's really learning!}
-The Husband's bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches with hash browns. To. Die. For.
- When our gas tank mysteriously filled itself. Can you say tender mercies anyone? {Thank you, whoever you were!}