Rainer House Rules

There are a few things that needed to be established in our home just to avoid the daily fight.
-No one is allowed to touch the thermostat. Shane likes it freezing cold and I like it comfortably warm, like a normal person. {We both break this rule almost every day. Shane tried to sneak it down to 32 degrees right before bed.}
-Whoever does the laundry has free reign over both closets. {I don't care who you are, boxer briefs are comfortable.}
-Aubin is not allowed to "touch the hair." {Which I think is totally unfair because the Hubs has glorious hair.}
-If there are no towels in the bathroom, Shane has every right to leave the toilet seat up. {I have a very bad habit of leaving towels around the house, which Shane hates. He has a very bad habit of leaving the toilet seat up, which I hate. It's a good compromise.}
-No looking at puppies anymore. It just breaks both our hearts.
-Shane is forever the designated ice cream scooper.
-Sequoyah is not allowed to wear pants tighter than mine. {He is also not allowed to wear my pants. Believe me, he's tried.}
-Aubin cannot wear her pajamas to Wal-Mart ever again.
-No Golden Girls while Shane is around. {I seriously cry real live tears over this sometimes.}
-Sequoyah must never use the nickname Aub. {Aubs, Knobs, Aubin-Bin-Laden, Corn on the Aub, Batman and Aubin, Rockin' Aubin, Shlobin and Schnobs...etc. Are all acceptable. But never ever Aub.}